which way do you wrap your towel?

I was stepping out of the shower and wrapped my towel around me and wondered...is there a right-handed way and/or left-handed way? I had wrapped differently each time I used it. I just want to get the towel out of the way so I can have my hands free, but have it close so I can wipe my hands off after putting my anti-frizz stuff in my hair or washing my face.

Then I remembered a shirts...women's shirts or blouses vs. men's shirts. You know they button the opposite of each other? I remember learning that from an old episode of "Murder she wrote" in which she figured out who the murderer is because of the way the trench coat buttoned...or at least she figured out the gender...then who the murder was.

Which led my mind to...bronchiodialator...ok, so I probably spelled it wrong. I remember learning that coffee is a bronchodilator from an episode of "Quantum Leap" in which a baby he and some girl kidnapped has asthma and he uses coffee to stimulate proper breathing.
OK, now, if my TV references are lost on you, sorry...you would have to have seen the episodes.

Is the information true? Not really sure about the coffee, but it wouldn't surprise me as it is a stimulant and it does help us get going in the morning. And the shirt thing...yes, all ya' gotta do is check out a guys shirt or button up jacket against a woman's!

Well, enough stream of consciousness for now...